I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
