fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize
