I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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