dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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