Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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