sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just found puke in my bra..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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