I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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