sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So much rum. So many feels.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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