At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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