omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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