I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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