eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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