I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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