i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I hate all girls vehemently.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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