dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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