Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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