Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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