I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
its not stalking. its research.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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