He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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