PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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