Got a toothbrush?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
