Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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