: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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