oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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