i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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