I have demons in me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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