I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I came so hard my ears popped.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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