Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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