The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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