White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Will exercising make me less horny?
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