you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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