i don't like sucking hair
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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