we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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