We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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