yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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