first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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