Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm always down for nudity.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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