Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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