physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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