it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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