glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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