Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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