If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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