No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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