Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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