i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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