Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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