My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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