He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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