Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
two words: eviction party
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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