Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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