he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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