I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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