just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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