You made me cry and you don't even care
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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