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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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