i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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