can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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