Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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