it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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