let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
now i know why i became what i already was.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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