Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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