whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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