I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
ok first of all what the fuck
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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