One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize